We interrupt our regularly scheduled news updates to bring you this important announcement from the Planetary Broadcast Network. We are happy to announce that our Season 2 Membership Drive is now in full swing!

PBN depends on the generous contributions of discerning listeners like you, who appreciate no-nonsense broadcasting excellence. Our global news team, led by award-winning anchorman James Dixon, brings you top stories, local news, sports, and human-interest tales to touch your heart. We also provide up-to-the-minute reporting on newly-formed island nations, rogue robot activity, and the latest rumors of UFOs—all the news you need to be an informed citizen!

Our Chief Meteorologist, Chip Moses, delivers the most accurate forecast available each episode, as well as keeping you advised of all school and road closures due to severe weather events. Our field meteorologists go where the action is to bring you eyewitness accounts of thundersnow, lightning swarms, green hail, and frogfall. Trust Chip—he’ll let you know if you’ll need your asbestos slicker in the morning!

if you’re a sports fan, then the newest member of the PBN team, Pete Stubblefield, needs no introduction. The former Boston White Collars utility wicket-keeper was a legend on the cricket pitch, and now he is ready to bring his insider knowledge of sports to PBN listeners. Pete will keep you up to date on all the action in the sports you love, from speed curling to car polo, along with in-depth analysis of America’s greatest pastime, cricket.

If you value the hard-hitting journalistic integrity that made PBN today’s leading global news agency, won’t you help us stay on the air? Click here to make your pledge and receive amazing PBN merchandise as a thank you for your support. Don’t hesitate—virtual operators are standing by now!